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Monday, July 31st, 2006
6:43 pm

Monday, April 24th, 2006
5:42 pm
Wednesday, December 15th, 2004
5:42 pm
hey all i'm maria and this page sounded interesting. if you want you can add me as a friend.
"check you later"-stoner dude from Dazed and Confused
Saturday, August 7th, 2004
9:13 pm
dell inspiron 2650
Selling my laptop, good deal. check it.


Wednesday, May 12th, 2004
11:35 am


Current Mood: amused
Saturday, November 16th, 2002
10:53 am
I don't know if this post will be deleted or not, but I'm looking for more members to join my new community:
anyone can join
Tuesday, September 3rd, 2002
4:03 pm
hey everyone :) im new in this community...im just lookin for some new people to meet, and HEY! no one is cooler than a dork ...hehe. Feel free to note me or add me to your friends and ill do the same

Current Mood: geeky
Tuesday, August 20th, 2002
7:21 pm
help me with a new s/n!! I can't choose and its makin me mad


I like them all! Help! Or if you can think of one tell me. I really don't like changin my s/n cuz you hafta tell eveyone and everything but I want a GC one.
Tuesday, June 25th, 2002
1:27 pm
d0rKneSs rawKz :]
Tuesday, May 21st, 2002
10:01 pm
Big hey to all the beautiful people.I'm Sierra, the one and only.;)I thought you guys seemed lurvely so I joined.:)If you wanna add me as a friend, goumshead.Don't be alarmed if I'm overly insane.I was born that way, so yeah.:)I'll addja back.;)I'm new to the community, so again, big hey.I'maza hugh-ja dork, qui?

Current Mood: blah
Tuesday, May 14th, 2002
12:46 pm

Saturday, April 20th, 2002
6:38 pm
hey [xditzyblonde]
` `<33 hell yes im a dork!!!!

lol..im new just wanted to say something

x0x0 : tara
Friday, April 19th, 2002
8:17 pm
hey everyone, what's up?! This is my first post as a member of this community, so heylo!! *waves* I'm hoping that through this community, I'll be able to meet other new friends at LJ, since I'm kinda new here!! I want to feel <3ed, okay?! *hehe* anyway, if any of you guys want to add me to your friends list, then go ahead and do so!! i always add you back in return *wink wink*. oh and if you'd like to comment on my journal, that'd be great. well, er .. i'm kinda out of words to say right now, so I'll post in here later!! Stay sweet :) *kishez*
Saturday, April 13th, 2002
1:13 pm
we're such dorks we hardly post in here

Saturday, April 6th, 2002
4:39 pm
* h e y *
hey! i just realized i've never written in here! sorry! well hey, leave comments if u want me to add ya or vice versa! i <3 making friends! ;]

<33 lauren

Current Mood: crazy
Friday, March 8th, 2002
1:35 pm
Hey y'all I'm Amanda. Yup Yup and that's right I'm a dork. I love meeting new people so add me to your friends!

Current Mood: dorky
Sunday, February 24th, 2002
12:25 am
LaLaLa! Hey guys! Jus checkin' up on everyone it's been a while since i've posted.... or have i ever posted? lol. i dun remember but anyway! What are we supposed to be typing about in here? well... you guys can add me if you want! add me here! :)

have a terrific rest-of-the-weekend!


Current Mood: chipper
Saturday, February 2nd, 2002
11:11 pm
Sounds like a bunch of dorks...
Subject: FW: 8 Idiots
> > > Idiot # 1
> > > I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
> > poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
> > caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the
> > ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter
> > the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation
> > to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to
> > kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the
> > Emergency room right away.
> > >
> > > Idiot # 2
> > >
> > > Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided
> > steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting
> > out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, a
> > Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out
> > that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that
> > activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at
> > Boeing.
> > >
> > > Idiot # 3
> > >
> > > A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown
> > of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all
> > your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note
> > to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the
> > and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he
> > left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After
> > waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo
> > teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he
> > the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept
> > stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip
> > that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go
> > back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK"
> > left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line
> > at the Bank of America. Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably
> > couldn't read it anyway.
> > >
> > > Idiot # 4
> > >
> > > A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
> > measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later
> > in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment,
> > he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later,
> > received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this
> > time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.
> > >
> > > Idiot # 5
> > >
> > > Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
> > the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,
> > the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on
> > shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier
> > refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber
> > said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he
> > didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's license
> > of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and
> > agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the
> > The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly
> > called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he
> > off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
> > >
> > >
> > > Idiot # 6
> > >
> > > A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
> > revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved,
> > the startled first bandit shot him. (This guy doesn't need a sign, he
> > probably figured it out himself.)
> > >
> > >
> > > Idiot # 7
> > >
> > > Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
> > he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
> > booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
> > at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief
> > the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was
> > of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. (Oh, that
> > smarts!)
> > >
> > >
> > > Idiot # 8
> > >
> > > Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked
> > into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M., flashed a gun
> > demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
> > the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion
> > the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man,
> > walked away.
> > >
> > > Please note that these people are allowed to vote!
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